I’m not from the US, but I love red liquorice. So when my friend found some in a shop we were very excited. And ultimately disappointed. They taste awful to me. I was crushed.
Submitted by cordetta
Joe: Test number three!!
Joey: Ah! Ow! Joe! What are you doing? You know I bruise easily, Joe! Now I’m going to have bruises for Leaky Con and my mom is going to be so mad!
Joe: No! Calm down, Joey! For science! It’s for science, Joey!
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Joey: Well. I think that was our most successful experiment to date!
Joe: Yeah. Uh. It turns out that Redvines can’t knock out a man unconscious.
Joey: But…?
Joe: Dr. Joey can.
